Where have you been all my life @thebloggess?
Reason to keep hope in society is that there are smart funny people who would write the following as an update to a blog post: “Holy crap, y’all It’s like $50 to see the dead body display. For that price I could make my own. Honesty, it’s like the Museum of Science is daring me to steal corpses from the funeral home. Which I would never do because cemeteries have less security because that would be wrong.”
Go see for yourself: http://thebloggess.com/?p=1513
Sort of like if Hunter Thompson was a mom and actually funny all the time instead of only in that one book about Las Vegas.